Holiday Horizon

Christmas is edging ever closer

but before it arrives I must endure christmas eve at the store. Hundreds of desparate parents scrambling around with that insane gleam in their eyes that says, "I can't get my kids what they want, so I'll have to get them something to return on the day after christmas."

I fear very little,

but this has me terrified.

Maybe this year I can make it through the day without comitting mass homicide, . . . in my head.

Yeah, that's it, In my head.

I guess I should say something

You know what?

It turns out that when you are a manager at a videogame store at christmas time you get really busy and don't have any free time.

If I had known that ahead of time I could have steered my life a different direction.

I could have been a mime.

An evil mime?

Probably

We'll never know now.