Anywhere But Here

A different view.

2005-10-21T00:52:00.000-07:00

With the recent temporary dissolution of TerriblyWrong.com I've decided to shift my blogging operations to:

MYSPACE

It will be easier for people to find me there.

I may still post here though, you never know.

I Told You So

2005-07-13T19:22:00.000-07:00

Two months is probably long enough between posts to make my point.

My point is this . . .

I'll post when the mood strikes me

Unfortunately for you my mood knows better than to hit me when I'm not looking

It knows what sort of twisted revenge I would exact for such flagrant disloyalty

I am however on vacation for 9 days straight, My search for ways to employ all this free time has led me to return to this place.

Don't expect it to last.

Anything is Possible

2005-04-25T00:01:00.000-07:00

In a universe of infinite possibilities the truly improbable happens on a regular basis, it is through this miracle that I bring you the following message.

"Feel the power of Matisyahu!"

I caught mention of this phenomenon while watching VH1.

I thought it was a joke, I mean come on, A Hasidic Jew Reggae Superstar?

I expected Weird Al Yanckovic to pop up.

I was wrong, the most amazing thing happened. As it turns out, this guy rocks.

Catch his video for "King without a Crown" on MTVU.com

Just scroll down and click on Matisyahu.

You wont regret it.

I promise.

It had to happen eventually ...

2005-04-24T17:44:00.000-07:00

Fear the dark blog of the Sith

on The Darth Side

Imagine if Mace had a Blog

Wait a minute, okay, okay

Imagine if Mace were a dark jedi, and then he had a blog.

That's better.

It's a strange read, something that alternates between a creepy insight into the mind of a cinema icon and a humorous look at the whims of a mass murderer.

If only the spelling were a little better, but hey we all misspell things in our blogs.

Don't we?

This is starting to get old

2005-03-29T13:24:00.000-08:00

I cannot believe that the problem with my internet was a bad power cord for the modem.

That's the most ridiculous thing ever.

Oh well, at least it works now

Toughest ... Post ... Ever

2005-03-28T20:36:00.000-08:00

It's taken me all day to write this post

My internet has been out for two weeks, I finally got my modem to resolve a gateway but I still really can't use the internet itself.

It took me about 30 refreshes to get my blogger dashboard to load, even now I'm not sure I can publish this.

I could be writing all this for nothing, wouldn't that be ironic, I finally update my blog and it doesn't work. Truly I am soaking in it.

Obviously I am being punished for some transgression against the internet gods, maybe I use bit-torrent too much or Win MX maybe. Perhaps the RIAA or MPAA has sabotaged me somehow.

Did you ever notice that all of the organizations who sue people for illegal downloading have acronyms that end in AA? Actually that really doesn't seem to have any signifigance at all.

Oh well, tomorrow the cable guy comes to find out why my connection is soooo sloooww.

I'm not dead, I'm ME!

2005-02-22T23:24:00.000-08:00

Ah for the love of woo.

All I need are a couple of doves to fly by.

Mace noted that I havent posted in a while, I have determined that he is correct.

It was suggested that I forgot about my blog, but that just isn't true.

Anyone who knows me, knows I just don't care.

Anyway, I've got an article coming up on Terribly Wrong go read it.

It's easier than for me to talk about everything that's happened in the past week here.

Funk be Gone

2005-01-20T23:20:00.000-08:00

I'm not really sure when it happened, but at some point I seem to have broken out of my post holiday malaise.

I'm not even sure how I know this, but I do.

My sense of humor has returned.

I tried to think of something funny to say just now, nothing came out.

It's like defecating in a public restroom, it aint happening and you can't force it.

Does this mean I'll get articles to Mace early?

Does this mean I'll be posting more often?

Don't hold your breath.

On second thought, go ahead, try it.

Holidays almost over

2005-01-01T21:33:00.000-08:00

In about 15 minutes it will be january second.

The holiday season will officially be over.

I'll be glad to see it go.

Maybe things can get back to normal now.

Yeah, right.

Holiday Horizon

2004-12-20T20:26:00.000-08:00

Christmas is edging ever closer

but before it arrives I must endure christmas eve at the store. Hundreds of desparate parents scrambling around with that insane gleam in their eyes that says, "I can't get my kids what they want, so I'll have to get them something to return on the day after christmas."

I fear very little,

but this has me terrified.

Maybe this year I can make it through the day without comitting mass homicide, . . . in my head.

Yeah, that's it, In my head.

I guess I should say something

2004-12-11T15:28:00.000-08:00

You know what?

It turns out that when you are a manager at a videogame store at christmas time you get really busy and don't have any free time.

If I had known that ahead of time I could have steered my life a different direction.

I could have been a mime.

An evil mime?

Probably

We'll never know now.

I Remember This Place

2004-11-21T21:54:00.000-08:00

I've got a blog!

I sort of forgot

I've been playing all of the games that have come out this month.

I picked up a DS today, it's a nifty little gizmo.

I wonder why I like to post in weird little sentences.

It's almost like Haiku.

Almost

A Light in the Darkness

2004-11-02T23:33:00.000-08:00

At this moment, I have internet access

I don't know how much time I have, the guy is coming tomorrow to look into my problem

with my luck everything will be working fine when he is here

it's my problems with SBC all over again

I need to have it fixed though

Halo 2 lands in less than 6 days

Throw up the Horns for Jesus

2004-10-25T23:27:00.000-07:00

In an act of sheer genius the guys at Penny Arcade have released a Jesus is f'ing Metal T-shirt

You Know you want one

I want one

Find the history of Jesus and the horns here.

My internet is still slightly janky.

GTA Launch went well

too well

I sense impending doom.

Maybe I just need to use the Restroom.

It's Alive

2004-10-25T00:32:00.000-07:00

My Internet works again, Don't ask me how.

That's really all I can say right now, Just finished Inventory at my store.

Must Sleep

GTA Launch is gonna be killer

Giving Something Back

2004-10-18T22:55:00.000-07:00

The guys at Penny Arcade have kicked off their second annual Child's Play charity drive. The charity provides toys, books, and games (video and otherwise) for the kids at various children's hospitals around the country.

I encourage everyone to visit the site and donate an item off the wish lists or just give some cash. It goes to help sick kids who really need it and gets you mucho good karma. Visit the site here.

I know I'm not exactly known for my tolerance of children, but I'm not a heartless monster.

Usually.

Suck it Down Red!

2004-10-17T23:30:00.000-07:00

I finally got around to downloading episode 39 of Red vs. Blue, that shit is funny as hell. It's like Sarge and Caboose teleported into one of our system link Halo games at Rivalz

Damn, two posts within hours of each other . . .

Don't get used to this

I'm not writing this for you

2004-10-17T21:22:00.000-07:00

Behold, the end days are upon us, It has finally come to pass that I have begun a blog. Surely a sign of the apocalypse if there ever was one. Infamous as I am for hating message boards, forums, and chatrooms; I have finally broken down and started one of these newfangled bloggy things. Mostly so I could have a place to talk about things without the interference of general internet morons.

First, a few rules:

1. I will write about whatever I damn well please, if you don't like it, TOUGH. I'm not writing this for you.

2. I will not be posting with any kind of regularity or indeed any predictability. If this is a problem for you, TOUGH. I'm not writing this for you.

3. I will be regularly recommending various products, websites, and other thingies here. These reflect my opinions, right as they may be. If you disagree, TOUGH. I'm not writing this for you.

So that's the law of the land here. If I'm motivated enough I'll post several times a week to talk about the stuff that's important to me, not what matters to you ungrateful bastards.

Deal with it.